Mom where are you?

On my way home from Target, I’ll be home soon.

Mom…

What?

I went to Target with you…

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Guest what!

What?

They are saying the world is going to end today!!

WTF!! Noooooooooo!!!

Yeah…FTW!

What do that mean?

Fuck the world!!

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I can’t believe how long of a fat I’ve taken!

*fhit

**fhat

***faaat

****SHAT

****SHATT

Screw this. I’m out.

LOL. WTF.

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Good morning. In case ur wondering wtf is going on, we tried to double team shellie, didn’t work out.
U passed out in shellies bed. Then u threw up everywhere. I tried to get you to leave but u wouldn’t. U passed out on the couch an now I’m walking back to courtyards.
If I were u I’d clean the throw up on shellie’s bed an get the fuck out of there.

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