Help me remember

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Just saw in my log that I called you Saturday night. Did I say anything stupid??

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Two sides to a story

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You know there’s always two sides to a story…

Yeah I know…

So which one would you like to hear? His version or the real one?

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Careful where you put that hockey stick

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Hey you, where’s my field hockey stick?

I came over earlier, you were alseep, put it in your butt.

????

^car… I put it in your car…

Lmao…thank god, I was a little scared that I didn’t wake up..

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Franciscing

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Dude, I wasn’t that drunk…

Dude, you passed out in the bathroom…

Hahaha! Dude I was franciscing! It’s where you lie on toilet floors for in bathrooms at party’s!

Hahaha! You are soo good! Next party, we are definitely franciscing!!

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Facebook Status

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Hi! Should we change our facebook status? XOXOXO
No.
Why not? :-(
Cause the “not interested” status doesn’t exist!
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