Last night

Posted by Text Fails Team

Good morning. In case ur wondering wtf is going on, we tried to double team shellie, didn’t work out.
U passed out in shellies bed. Then u threw up everywhere. I tried to get you to leave but u wouldn’t. U passed out on the couch an now I’m walking back to courtyards.
If I were u I’d clean the throw up on shellie’s bed an get the fuck out of there.

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Bad ass woman

Posted by Textfails Team

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Keep your mom off of him

Posted by Ryan

I just don’t care anymore.
There’s nothing I can do.

You’ll be fine. Just try to have a lot of fun today and try to keep your mom off of him

Mom? HAHAHA that’s the best! I’m on the ground dying right now HAHA

Oops.. MIND!

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Text me again

Posted by alyssa

Sky’s coming in a little bit mom

text me

…i just texted you…haha see what i did there?(:

No text me again

i’m so confused?…

Me too

…okay am i dumb?

me too

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Ikebana

Posted by Textfails Team

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