Unicorns exist

Posted by Zac
do we wear unicorns to school tomorrow?
UNIFORM
Yup! we wear unicorn

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Comments

  1. George Longbottom says:

    I luv unicorns!:D

  2. Whitney Arietta says:

    Omg that’s fuckin hilarious

Freaking butt – fail

Posted by Text Fails Team
Sup Yo?
Freakin my butt off in my room.
Wat?!?! Lol
Hahahaha!! i meant im freeezzing to death!!

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Autocorrect Fail

Posted by Text Fails Team
Where are you?
Pedoacres
Pedoacreshey?
Oh !~!@# Greenacres!

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Too Small

Posted by Mooshigirlpoke
I didn’t eat dinner, my dad made porkchops and they tasted gross.
Just sneak some cereal!
But this condom is too small!
I mean condo.
O.O
Damn I’m hungry….

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Nooooo! Predictive text has let me down.

Posted by WOODY
Hi dad, can I use double cream for a upheld tossing, or does it have to be whipping cream? What do you use?
Dad, I meant trifle topping. My predictive text did that.
Funny! anyway both are ok, but double cream can set like concrete if over worked, I use whipping cream.

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