Awesome ex Comeback

Posted by FROGBOY
Dude guess what my ex’s boyfriend said to her…
Wat???
“WTF just pricked me”
Ha lol
yea i said the same thing when i was dating her, little johnny has never been the same since :(

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Intelligent sister

Posted by Callie
Hey sis I’m pregnant! Wanted you to be the first one to know!
Congratulations! Do you already know whether I’ll be an uncle or an aunt?

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Dad on FB! WTF??

Posted by Textfails Team
I’m on Facebook now! Dad.
You? On FB? WTF??
What does WTF mean? Welcome to Facebook?

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More important things to do

Posted by Tanya
Sorry I can’t make it today. I owe you!
Very short notice. Hope it’s important!!
Very! About 9.5 inches! ;-)

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The wife? Who cares…

Posted by Textfails Team
I feel tingling between my legs. I need you urgently for more “therapy”! :-)
He’s not here right now. I’ll let him know when he gets back. THE WIFE
Ok thanks!

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