May
30

Net Crabs – Atkins Diet gone wrong

Posted by Text Fails Team
Haha maybe ill be as skinny as her someday bc I only eat 10-15 net crabs a day!
BAHAHA HA HA that’s a lot of crabs!
OH SHIT that’s really funny……my bad!

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May
29

Lick Ur Butt

Posted by Text Fails Team
Hey Doofus, what’s up?Tongue out
Omg! You jerk Imma Lick ur butt!!
…
I ment kick!!! T9 word ):

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May
28

CD’s, singles – all too confusing!

Posted by Text Fails Team
BTW, Have I told you that I have a single now!?
OMG really!? Like a CD? That’s so cool!
Wait what?
..what?
no, my roommate moved out….

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May
27

Akward…

Posted by Bara
hugs you then looks into your eyes. Leans closer then kisses your lips. Looks down and blushes-

(few minutes later):

Sorry that wasn’t for you that was for kayla…

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May
26

Oops..

Posted by Karen
I feel terrible…
Why baby?
I cheated…Frown
Fine with me I’ve been f*cking yo friend Traci anyway.
OMG! Iwas talking about my Physics exam!!!
Just kidding?

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May
25

T9 fail: Panties.

Posted by Melissa
Haha. I’m so glad you’re not an actual bear. There’d be so many bear attacks in Columbus if you were.
Hahahaha, You do have a point there. But it would be cool if I was a shapeshifter, and I could shift into any animal form I wanted.
PANTIES!
Wow. That was totally suppose to say panther.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! T9 word fail. That was great!

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