Dad on FB! WTF??

Posted by Textfails Team
I’m on Facebook now! Dad.
You? On FB? WTF??
What does WTF mean? Welcome to Facebook?
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More important things to do

Posted by Tanya
Sorry I can’t make it today. I owe you!
Very short notice. Hope it’s important!!
Very! About 9.5 inches! ;-)
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The wife? Who cares…

Posted by Textfails Team
I feel tingling between my legs. I need you urgently for more “therapy”! :-)
He’s not here right now. I’ll let him know when he gets back. THE WIFE
Ok thanks!
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Who are you?

Posted by Textfails Team
Hi, who are you?
Why do you text me if you don’t know who I am?
Cause you’re in my contacts “Text me for sex”!
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Babysitter

Posted by Textfails Team
That kid I’m looking after has started drawing penises! He’s only 3 years old! Where did he learn to do that??
Always knew you were a great influence!
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