May
25

Twice wrong…

Posted by dominique
Can’t wait to get more of that strong black johnson!
Mom! Gross! This is your daughter Kaitlyn!! Ugh! I’ think I’m moving out now!!
Sorry sweatheart! I tried to send that to your dad…
Wait!! OMG! Mom!! Dad isn’t black!!!!!!!!!!!

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May
23

A dick duck??

Posted by Unknown
Mom wont let me get one cause she’s afraid the dog’s will eat it.
Kait’s had a dick before, and she said her dogs never ate it.
Wow…
A DUCK, A DUCK SORRY, I MEAN A DUCK!

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May
22

Giant douchebag

Posted by douchebag

douchebag

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May
22

Bad Cookie

Posted by Sora
I’m gonna be a little late tonight, you want a snickerfondle as an apology?
Um. What? I don’t think so…
OMG snickerdoodle! Like the cookie! Not fondle! Stupid T9…
O. Ok. I’ll take the cookie then :)

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May
22

Never say this to a girl…

Posted by Text Fails Team
Portal 2 is sick!
Yeah it is!
How fat did you get?
What?!?
far* Laughing
Lol yah we were going to get violent had you not corrected yourself Smile yah finished

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May
22

dinner plans?

Posted by Brittany Garritano
you’re studying. That stinks. and I didn’t get to eat you.
***with****!!!!!
I’m so sorry I missed that preposition.
Haha I just died laughing.

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