Toilet texting

Posted by Textfails Team
Just noticed that I can hear the neighbors through the wall when I’m on the toilet. Now I my stomach hurts!
1. Stop texting me while you’re on the crapper you pig! 2. What have your neighbors to do with your stomach ache??
I’m too scared to fart!
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Good cook

Posted by Textfails Team
Wanna come to my place tonight? I’ll make dinner for you! My cooking is even better than what I did with you in bed last night ;-)
In that case, just get some Chinese take away!!
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Car or girlfriend

Posted by Textfails Team
Of course you’re way more important than my car! I love you you’re above everything!
So I can drive your car??
What? No!!
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Lost and found

Posted by Textfails Team
Good news found my phone!
Where was it?
In the fridge. Guess I had my hands full with beer :-)
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Balls

Posted by Text Fails Team
balls?
yes i like themCool
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