arghh… yer booty!

Posted by kate higgins
do you have my pirate porn?
no, but i cant decide if its funnier that you have pirate porn or that its missing
if you didnt take it who did?!
someone that wanted “yer booty!”
… are you done?
almost
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The cherry’s fault

Posted by kate higgins
would whiskey help or hurt you tummy?
any alcohol would hurt, drink some gingerale
it has gingerale in it too
your gonna be sick dont do it
too late the cherry fell to the bottom of the glass i have no choice but to drink it out
you have a choice and your dumb
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Skincare, stupid!

Posted by Text Fails Team
Hey,What’s up?
Getting Naked.
Oh..that’s hot.
It’s a lotion..
Oh.. nevermind.
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Curfew

Posted by Johan

11:24pm:

Don’t forget you’re supposed to be home in half an hour.

3:25am:

Yeah ok, leaving now.
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Party on

Posted by Textfails Team
Shut the hell up! Some people have to work tomorrow! Just because you’ve got the day off doesn’t mean it’s ok to party at this hour of the night!
I’m outside and have forgotten my keys! Can’t you hear me?? Please let me in, it’s so cold!
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