Posted by Don'twannasay
Weekend was great, I got to ride on a cock powered train!
COAL!! Stupid phone I meant COAL!!

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Posted by Sweet Devil
Just wanted to say that the chick on your lap is really quite ugly. Why not find a more attractive one, like me for example?

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Posted by Best_Man
Sorry, crocked and just got married. Talk 2morrow…
What happened first :-D ?

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Posted by Ohyeah!
1:34am: Babe I lov u!
1:36am: Get off the booze and let me sleep! :-D
11:23am: Shit, I need to stop texting when drinking! Sent the last text to all my contacts!

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Posted by KSwiss
Hey, What time will you be home?
In about half a bottle

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PMS?!?

Posted by kgurl
Watchu doing?
PMSing
WHAT?? TMI!
playing my station sheesh what were you thinking about
PMS.. Premenstrual…

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