Wrong door

Posted by Bubbles
I’ve broken up with T. …
WTF? Why?
He got wasted again and then pissed into my closet.
Yeah but the handles of your closet and your bathroom door are also quite similar…

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Good and bad

Posted by Pissedoffgf
Hi Sweetie! I’ve got good news and bad news. I’m back from my business trip but don’t have any time to catch up today.
And which one is the bad news??

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A good night out

Posted by Textfails Team
Any idea what happened last night??
No but I’m on my way to buy a pregnancy test!

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Comments

  1. Kelsey Carey says:

    Been there done that

A solid burp

Posted by Sick
You’re so rude! First you burp into the phone and then you hang up on me!
Sorry. Had to hang up and clean the phone.
Clean the phone?
Yeah. It was a solid burp.
???
OMG, you don’t get it?? I threw up onto my phone!

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Dirty

Posted by Rizzo
Sex tonight?
No.
Y not?
You know when you don’t want to push a button in the elevator cause of all the people with their dirty hands who pushed it before you and you’re scared you’ll catch something? It’s a bit like that.

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