A good night out

Posted by Textfails Team
Any idea what happened last night??
No but I’m on my way to buy a pregnancy test!
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Comments

  1. Kelsey Carey says:

    Been there done that

A solid burp

Posted by Sick
You’re so rude! First you burp into the phone and then you hang up on me!
Sorry. Had to hang up and clean the phone.
Clean the phone?
Yeah. It was a solid burp.
???
OMG, you don’t get it?? I threw up onto my phone!
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Dirty

Posted by Rizzo
Sex tonight?
No.
Y not?
You know when you don’t want to push a button in the elevator cause of all the people with their dirty hands who pushed it before you and you’re scared you’ll catch something? It’s a bit like that.
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Hairstyles

Posted by Textfails Team
You didn’t even notice that I have a new hair cut!
I did but I didn’t wanna say anything. You look like Justin Bieber!
I’m offended! That’s really below the belt!
Below your belt? Don’t know your hair style there {#emotions_dlg.sealed}
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Black is back

Posted by Michael
Were r u going
just to the store, ill be black soon
what???
I mean back, i dont think ill be black anytime soon lol
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