Nov
21

iPhone? iYuck!

Posted by Master X

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Nov
16

Tough choices..

Posted by Buster
You have 2 options: Sex now and you promise to marry me one day or I’ll leave tomorrow and you’ll never see me again!
Can I have option 1 and then option 2 afterwards??

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Nov
07

Proud to break up

Posted by Jamie
My GF arrives in 5, and my Ex’s gonna leave in 15…
Sorry pal bad timing I guess!
Nope… same person :-)

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Nov
05

Busted!

Posted by ChRis
Thx 4 yesterday I’ve really fallen for you!
Wow that’s quick given that we’ve been together for only 3 YEARS! Unless your text was for someone else…?!!!

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Nov
05

Halloween fail

Posted by Dean
Halloween’s over again, so sad :-(
Yep. From tomorrow people are gonna start staring and giving you funny looks again ;-)

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Nov
03

Access denied

Posted by Goth_69
2:34am: Mum can you please let me in I forgot my keys
2:36am: ok
3:02am:  Mum?? I’m still waiting outside!! Did you go back to sleep? :-(

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