Posted by Spike
Darling, I know it’s late but I can’t find my keys. Can you please let me in or is the sleeping bag still in the shed?

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  1. George says:

    Haven’t we all been there??

Posted by Text Fails Team
Beer?
Beer!
Yeah you’re right. Beer’s not the question beer is the answer!! {#emotions_dlg.sealed}

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Posted by Text Fails Team
How did we get home yesterday?
1. How can you already be awake? 2. Wanted to ask you the same thing!

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Posted by Straightguy
I can’t hide it any longer. I LOVE YOU!!
Scott I think you sent this to the wrong number. This is John.
I know….

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  1. Chris says:

    (insert akward moment here)

  2. Jason says:

    Why’s that so awkward? Gay people can’t be in love? Quite discriminatory I do believe.

  3. Bart says:

    Gay people these days

Posted by Text Fails Team
Open up I’ll be there in 5 minutes!
I’m already naked!
Open the garage door I meant!

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  1. Text Fails Lover says:

    I thinks he/she needs a bang